Taurus (April 21-May 20)
This Earth sign is stable, sensual, and stubborn. Taurus men wear designer suits and just gaze into the seas of women on the street. They love, love.
Ruled by Venus, the planet of feminine love, Taurus men are quite sensual and aim to please their partners. They’ll act tough in public and whisper the sweetest nothings in bed. When they love they are satisfied.
Finding someone who meshes becomes an issue for lots of Taurus men. Many of them stay single until they’re middle age. These guys are hooves in the dirt, hard to change, methodical men. They do things their way, their entire lives. If you show them a better way, they will argue theirs is still best. If you date a Taurus man do not expect to change him. They keep their clothes, friends, and daily rituals forever.
They like to have a girlfriend around for a booty slapping, love making, fabulously hot cooking partner who values her own autonomy. That is the Taurus mans ideal woman. Of course once he’s in love, that will all change. He will become a slightly possessive, slightly paranoid, borderline smothering house mate. He will wash his own clothes and cook his own waffles and bacon, plus yours if you want.
Taurus men are extremely hard workers, willing to take on any job if it brings success to his name and money into his account. They make excellent Doctors, Lawyers, Chefs, and Entrepreneurs. Often wealthy, they love to save money for luxurious vacations, wardrobe, or household items.
Their motto is I HAVE. They love to have things, lots of expensive trendy things. They like to spoil lovers and flaunt their wealth. But you’ll have to win him over before you can expect any gifts. This man does not spend money on a girl he’s not serious about. If you receive a gift from a Taurus man, it will be along the lines of a Chanel wallet or Cartier watch. They don’t fuck around with shopping, ever.
Of course they eat only expensive, professionally prepared, quality food. So, lots of Taurus men have weight problems. Not because they eat cheap shit, but because they eat three times more than they should These bulls are also known to drink a good bit of scotch. Regardless, they’re usually the most attractive overweight men in a crowd of fatties.
Rustic, sensual, and very very sexy, that’s a Taurus man. They can look fantastic dressed in shit brown used clothes and old sneakers, but they will always prefer to wear Armani.